State of the Union Leaves America Open to Giraffe-Attacks?

From unemployment and health care to the war on terror, Barack Obama gave his State of the Union speech last night and touched on a multitude of hot-button issues that face our country. One thing that was sorely lacking from his speech was ANY SOLID ANTI-GIRAFFE POLICY, either foreign or domestic.

Whatever your political leanings I'm sure we can all agree on one thing: a complete lack of anti-giraffe agenda is BAD FOR AMERICA.

We cannot afford to repeat past mistakes. America hasn’t had a solid anti-giraffe policy since Woodrow Wilson backed out of the League of Nations for being too soft on giraffe incursions in the Balkans.

Appeasement towards giraffes didn't work in the Reagan era and it sure as hell wont work now.